Svalbard might be the only place on earth where:You can walk in to a bank wearing a face mask and a carrying a rifle and they don't really mind
Classes are cancelled when the sun rises
Living in town gives you the right to free helicopter rescue missions if you fall through sea ice or into a crevasse
Teachers hand out rifles and snowmobiles before field trips to ice caves
There are no McDonalds or Starbucks
You can go 2 months without seeing a single living organism other than humans, reindeer, and half-dead grass
But the biggie... the trump-card, if you will... Svalbard is THE only place on earth where environmentalists own snowmobiles
World, meet the first vehicle I've ever owned (that's me in the picture, I promise). She is a yet-to-be-named 1999 Polaris Indy 500 that I'm sharing with a friend. Why, you may ask? Because if you want to see more than 25 km beyond town, you have to have one. There aren't roads here, and as much as I'd love to ski across the whole island, it's just not possible. I still prefer to explore this place on skis, but now I'm able to scooter to a distant glacier, THEN ski up it.